Dear landlord I hope you realize that you can’t take it with you when you die, but because you’re nasty enough to rip off old ladies, I don’t think you realize anything in this world. My landlord’s husband dropped dead in the yard one day …

Cranky old guy here. Why are there so many dogs in Missoula? Shut your damn dog up it barks all day long. Get your damn dog on a leash. Train your damn dog not to jump on people. Train your damn dog not to steal food out of someone’s hand at the …